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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Is it possible for sociopaths to feel genuine remorse for their actions or thoughts towards others, even if they are skilled at hiding it from others?

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why cant I breathe when I sleep on my back, I can breathe if im on my side or stomach but I feel uncomfortable since either my neck is twisted or my back is in pain, im physically healthy and my surroundings are clean so whats the problem?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Endometriosis: difficult childhood linked with greater likelihood of being diagnosed – new research - The Conversation

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Separating Material 3 Expressive from Android 16 was Google's smartest move all year - Android Police

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Walking more may lower your risk for chronic low back pain by 23%, study suggests - KSL.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Ferrari Reveals 296 GT3 Evo for 2026 Debut - Sportscar365

Still no good

No way

Next, they tried...

Musk-Trump Spat Hits New High As Musk’s Ex Piles On - HuffPost

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

David Ortiz rips Rafael Devers — ‘You disrespected yourself’ - MassLive

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Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

She Spotted a Detail in a Photo and Knew Immediately—Her Marriage Was Over - Jason Deegan

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